Do you wish this could happen to you?!
Question: Do you wish this could happen to you!?
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob!. They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north!.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard!.
So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night!.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained!. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house!."
"Don't worry," Jack said!. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn!. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light!." The lady agreed, and the men settled in for the night!.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they went on their way!. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing!.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney!.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend!.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago!?"
"Yes, I do!." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit!?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out!. "I have to admit that I did!."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your real name!?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy!. I'm afraid I did!." "Why do you ask!?"
"She just died and left me everything!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard!.
So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night!.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained!. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house!."
"Don't worry," Jack said!. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn!. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light!." The lady agreed, and the men settled in for the night!.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they went on their way!. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing!.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney!.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend!.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago!?"
"Yes, I do!." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit!?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out!. "I have to admit that I did!."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your real name!?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy!. I'm afraid I did!." "Why do you ask!?"
"She just died and left me everything!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol, i bet he doesn't keep the old bed!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Totally unexpected punchline, excellent work, keep it up !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*hehehehehe*
go on, I need entertainment!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
go on, I need entertainment!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sure do VB
see honesty really is the best gggghhhhhhmmmmm policy
LOL
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see honesty really is the best gggghhhhhhmmmmm policy
LOL
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I heard this before once but still makes me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
uhmm!.!.
i think that's happy!.!.
if she left me everything!.!.
fool bob!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think that's happy!.!.
if she left me everything!.!.
fool bob!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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FAB! nice joke i like it keep them coming!.
plus a star is in orderWww@Enter-QA@Com
plus a star is in orderWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was great!.!.!.yeah I wish I could get a lot of money!. Have you seen the movie out Mad Money, if not you should see it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Depends in which circumstance i find myself!. I'd like to be the one who slept the whole night but then was left everything by the dead widow!. But knowing my luck, i'd probably be the one who had my way with her during the night and then was left high and dry!Www@Enter-QA@Com