WHATS in THE OTHER BAG?...{joke}?!
Question: WHATS in THE OTHER BAG!?!.!.!.{joke}!?
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand!. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement!.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her!. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag!."
"Damn!" says the little old lady!. "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some!. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well now, not so fast," says the cop!. "How did you get all that money!? Did you steal it!?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady!. "You see, my back yard borders on the parking lot of the football stadium!. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his pecker through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop!. "Good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Noticing this, a policeman stops her!. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag!."
"Damn!" says the little old lady!. "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some!. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well now, not so fast," says the cop!. "How did you get all that money!? Did you steal it!?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady!. "You see, my back yard borders on the parking lot of the football stadium!. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his pecker through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop!. "Good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha LOL !.!. =D !.!.
it's been a while !.!. haha LOL !.!.
nyc one ! !.!.!.
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it's been a while !.!. haha LOL !.!.
nyc one ! !.!.!.
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I thought the joke was "cut" a little "short" untill I saw "additional details"Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahah!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
[screech] SSSSSTTTTTTUUUUUUPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDD!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh dear!
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Painful!!!
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I hope the cop arrested her though!. xD Ahahhahaaaaaaaaa~~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Painful!!!
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I hope the cop arrested her though!. xD Ahahhahaaaaaaaaa~~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.some moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I think it's kinda funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok!.!.!.little old lady is kinda meanWww@Enter-QA@Com
ouchhh *** dat heres 20$$Www@Enter-QA@Com
ewwww!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I chuckled a bit!. Give the guy a break!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ewww! lol she cut their penises off!!!
that is so gross yet so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is so gross yet so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com