Did this cop get a wee laugh himself?!
Question: Did this cop get a wee laugh himself!?
A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive!. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up!. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him!. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further!. The needle hit 90, 100!.!.!.!. then the reality of the situation hit him!. "What the heck am I doing!?" he thought and pulled over!.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car!. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th!. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop!. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!." "Have a nice weekend," said the officer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car!. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th!. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop!. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!." "Have a nice weekend," said the officer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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That's a good punch line lol
If you have more please post themWww@Enter-QA@Com
If you have more please post themWww@Enter-QA@Com
real funny, i hope that could work in real life, if one day a cop pulls me over!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
xD~~~
hilarious!!
In fact, I'm in a good mood too, so I'll give you a star!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!!
In fact, I'm in a good mood too, so I'll give you a star!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
that "amaze" guy has been using that exact same answer for every joke he's read! What a Cheater!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You deffo get a star i really rather enjoyed that !. hehe !. !.x!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty funny!. Be sure to post more! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol heard it before but nevermindWww@Enter-QA@Com
Best excuse ever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's ha-ha-halaroius!
i love that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lked that one a lot!. 10/10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats not that funny, no offense!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Real funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
um its ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that one was pretty good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com