Did this cop get a wee laugh himself?!


Question: Did this cop get a wee laugh himself!?
A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive!. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up!. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him!. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further!. The needle hit 90, 100!.!.!.!. then the reality of the situation hit him!. "What the heck am I doing!?" he thought and pulled over!.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car!. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th!. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop!. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!." "Have a nice weekend," said the officer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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LMAO very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

That's a good punch line lol

If you have more please post themWww@Enter-QA@Com

real funny, i hope that could work in real life, if one day a cop pulls me over!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

xD~~~


hilarious!!


In fact, I'm in a good mood too, so I'll give you a star!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

that "amaze" guy has been using that exact same answer for every joke he's read! What a Cheater!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You deffo get a star i really rather enjoyed that !. hehe !. !.x!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Pretty funny!. Be sure to post more! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol heard it before but nevermindWww@Enter-QA@Com

Best excuse ever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that's ha-ha-halaroius!
i love that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lked that one a lot!. 10/10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats not that funny, no offense!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Real funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

um its ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL that one was pretty good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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