A Penguin in Arizona?....?!
Question: A Penguin in Arizona!?!.!.!.!.!?
A penguin is driving through Arizona (as they do) on a hot summer's day when he notices his oil light is on!. He gets out of the car and, sure enough, it's leaking oil all over the road!. The penguin drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it!.
The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first but if he comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car!. The penguin agrees and goes for a walk!.
He finds an ice cream shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot since he's a penguin and it's Arizona in the summer, after all!. He sits down at the counter and starts in on his ice cream!.
Of course he has no hands so it is rather messy!. By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his mouth-a total mess!.
He walks back to the service station and says to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car!?"
The mechanic replies, "It looks like you've blown a seal!."
"No no," says the penguin!. "It's just ice cream!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first but if he comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car!. The penguin agrees and goes for a walk!.
He finds an ice cream shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot since he's a penguin and it's Arizona in the summer, after all!. He sits down at the counter and starts in on his ice cream!.
Of course he has no hands so it is rather messy!. By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his mouth-a total mess!.
He walks back to the service station and says to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car!?"
The mechanic replies, "It looks like you've blown a seal!."
"No no," says the penguin!. "It's just ice cream!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Nice one Donkey lmao!.!.!.!.It's better than blowing a gasket!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA the best part of the joke was how it was so realistic, it took into consideration that penguins would indeed enjoy ice cream if it's hot outside and the fact that they really can't use a spoon and that every once in a while they enjoy interspecies sexual relations with sealsWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
dirty!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
aahahhaha, so cute, i luv penguins =0)Www@Enter-QA@Com
:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ewwwwwwww!.!.!.!.!. Nasty!!! But still funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LoL that was great!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that the best joke this week thanks for a good laugh have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com