2 great pregnancy jokes?!


Question: 2 great pregnancy jokes!?
3 women are sitting in an OBGYN office talking about their pregnancy!. The first one says "I know I am having a girl because I was on the top during conception" The 2nd one says "I must be having a boy then because I was on the bottem during conception" The 3rd one burst into tears!. The other 2 ask her what is wrong!. She says "I must be having a puppy"




A first time pregnant lady is questioning her doctor about how the delivery will go because she is very nervous!. Trying to help calm her the doctor says " when you deliver the baby you will be in the same position as you were when you conceived" She looks confused and asks " Bent over the back seat of a mustang!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
i like them!. both doggy style though- a tad raunchy lol!. Here is another one: A husband and wife have sex in the dark for twenty years straight!. Finally, the wife gets tired and turns the light on!. She is pissed to discover that her husband is wearing a strap on!. "What's with the fake penis!?!!?!!?" she asks, furious!. "What's with all the kids!?!?" he replies!.

i thought it was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

not too funny but not dumb the 1rs one is better because the second one is grossWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lmfao!!!!


That was quite good!!!


:D


HannahWww@Enter-QA@Com

I find them funny but many say i have a weird sense of humor!.!.like the first one better but they are both good!.!.!.hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

well mommy
those are bad
refer to your kids for better onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha funny! just be sure not to tell you 4 kids!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com

those are cute!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

not that funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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