HOW WOULD U KNOW IF UR 50 {joke}?!
Question: HOW WOULD U KNOW IF UR 50 {joke}!?
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size!.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either!.
You sing along with elevator music!.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service!.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it!.
People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you!?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac!.
Things you buy now won't wear out!.
You can live without sex but not without glasses!.
You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations!.
You get into heated arguments about pension plans!.
You can eat dinner at 4 P!.M!.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way!.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge!.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room!.
Your eyes won't get much worse!.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either!.
You sing along with elevator music!.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service!.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it!.
People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you!?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac!.
Things you buy now won't wear out!.
You can live without sex but not without glasses!.
You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations!.
You get into heated arguments about pension plans!.
You can eat dinner at 4 P!.M!.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way!.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge!.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room!.
Your eyes won't get much worse!.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
(Starts laughing in old rocking chair)!.!.!.HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!.!.!.(regurgitates stomach)!.!.!.!.OOH!!.!.HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!.!."That's soooo funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I REMEMBERERD to laugh!!
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OH my!! HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (dies from laugh-induced heart-attack)!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Lol!!Good ONE!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha that's funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol those are funny but my mom is 50 and she doesnt do any of that stuff!.!.!.that would more of a 70 lmao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
awesome
gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha all very true,,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com