Ain't kids quick? [number 2]?!
Question: Ain't kids quick!? [number 2]!?
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago!.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I!.'
MILLIE: I is!.!.!.
TEACHER: No, Millie!.!.!.!.!. Always say, 'I am!.'
MILLIE: All right!. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it!. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him!?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand!.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating!?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's!. Did you copy his composition!?
CLYDE : No, it's the same dog!.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?
HAROLD: A teacherWww@Enter-QA@Com
WINNIE: Me!
______________________________________!.!.!.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I!.'
MILLIE: I is!.!.!.
TEACHER: No, Millie!.!.!.!.!. Always say, 'I am!.'
MILLIE: All right!. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it!. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him!?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand!.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating!?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's!. Did you copy his composition!?
CLYDE : No, it's the same dog!.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?
HAROLD: A teacherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Lol, i find that amusing and cute =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Omg lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute and Funny!. Good Job!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The last one is the best I had to stop myself from LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yep kids are quickWww@Enter-QA@Com
The one about clyde is not clyde its a lil johnny joke!. love it anyways *stars*Www@Enter-QA@Com
trust kids funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.these are very CUTE!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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