Ain't kids quick these days?!
Question: Ain't kids quick these days!?
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America !.
MARIA: Here it is!.
TEACHER: Correct!. Now class, who discovered America !?
CLASS: Maria!.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor!?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables !.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile!?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water!?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!.
TEACHER: What are you talking about!?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!.
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MARIA: Here it is!.
TEACHER: Correct!. Now class, who discovered America !?
CLASS: Maria!.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor!?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables !.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile!?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water!?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!.
TEACHER: What are you talking about!?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!.
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Answers:
cute jokes! way better than all the other ones i looked at earlier!! lmao! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
They're really good one's!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very very very very good joke!!!!!!!!!! (to me)
amazing! :P xWww@Enter-QA@Com
amazing! :P xWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
that's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute, gotta go tell the kids now LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahaa Lmao
Love them all!!! :D:PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Love them all!!! :D:PWww@Enter-QA@Com
hi-lar-e-usWww@Enter-QA@Com
Omg i lauged so hard my side hurts now!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny, nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA!.
The first one cracked me up!. But what is the question!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first one cracked me up!. But what is the question!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol too funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
those are way cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!! h to o is by far my favorite!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha - i like these - they are funny - did you make them up yourself!?Www@Enter-QA@Com