Did you hear the one about the two radical Arab terrorists?!
Question: Did you hear the one about the two radical Arab terrorists!?
Two Radical Arab Terrorists
boarded a flight out of London
One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat!.
Just before takeoff, a U!.S!. Marine sat down in the aisle seat!. After takeoff,
the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke!.'
'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you!.'
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it!.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too!.'
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it!. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it!.
When the Marine returned, they all
sat back and enjoyed the flight!.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened!.
'Why does it have to be this way!?' he asked!. 'How long must this go on!? This fighting between our nations!? This hatred!? This
animosity!? This spitting in shoes, the pissing in cokes!?'
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boarded a flight out of London
One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat!.
Just before takeoff, a U!.S!. Marine sat down in the aisle seat!. After takeoff,
the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke!.'
'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you!.'
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it!.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too!.'
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it!. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it!.
When the Marine returned, they all
sat back and enjoyed the flight!.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened!.
'Why does it have to be this way!?' he asked!. 'How long must this go on!? This fighting between our nations!? This hatred!? This
animosity!? This spitting in shoes, the pissing in cokes!?'
THE FEW!. THE PROUD!. THE MARINES!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Semper Fi!.
Alsways Semper Fi!
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Alsways Semper Fi!
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Like always soldier's fast thinking saves the day!. Raaaahhh!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This will always be a good joke!. Let's trade the Arabs food for oil and see who last the longest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't really find this funny I'm arabic, or part arabic on my dad's side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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