Any good lil johnny jokes out there?!


Question: Any good lil johnny jokes out there!?
Answers:
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals!. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person!.

"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."

Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"



A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.

Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.

Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"

Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.

Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."

The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!



The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."



One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit!. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."

"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."

"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.

"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."

By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.

"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about an inch and a half long, hard, and
it's got a little red head on it!."

"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"

"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a match stick, but I like your
thinking!"




Little Johnny is in school one day and the teacher asked him to
use the words "bitter end" in a sentence!.

Little Johnny thought for a moment and said "The dog chased the
cat through the house and it bitter end!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

lil johnny is a BADDDddddd boy from what I remember!! LOL

Give me a few inutes, I may remember one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

are you going to spend all your points asking for jokes that you can just look up for free!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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