Old Friends?!
Question: Old Friends!?
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Dorothy, had been friends all of their
lives!.
When it was clear that Rose was dying, Dorothy visited her every day!. One
Day Dorothy said, "Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all our
lives, and we played all through High School!. Please do me one favor: when
you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball
there!."
Rose looked up at Dorothy from her deathbed and said, "Dorothy, you've been
my best friend for many years!. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor
for you!." Shortly after that, Rose passed on!.
At midnight a few nights later, Dorothy was awakened from a sound sleep by
a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, "Dorothy,
Dorothy!."
"Who is it!?" asked Dorothy, sitting up suddenly!. "Who is it!?"
"Dorothy -- it's me, Rose!."
"You're not Rose!. Rose just died!."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Rose," insisted the voice!.
"Rose! Where are you!?"
"In Heaven," replied Rose!. "I have some really good news and a little bad
news!."
"Tell me the good news first," said Dorothy!.
"The good news," Rose said, "is that there's Softball in Heaven!. Better
yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too!. Better than
that, we're all young again!. Better still, it's always springtime, and it
never rains or snows!. And best of all, we can play softball all we want,
and we never get tired!."
"That's fantastic," said Dorothy!. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's
the bad news!?"
"You're pitching Tuesday!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
lives!.
When it was clear that Rose was dying, Dorothy visited her every day!. One
Day Dorothy said, "Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all our
lives, and we played all through High School!. Please do me one favor: when
you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball
there!."
Rose looked up at Dorothy from her deathbed and said, "Dorothy, you've been
my best friend for many years!. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor
for you!." Shortly after that, Rose passed on!.
At midnight a few nights later, Dorothy was awakened from a sound sleep by
a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, "Dorothy,
Dorothy!."
"Who is it!?" asked Dorothy, sitting up suddenly!. "Who is it!?"
"Dorothy -- it's me, Rose!."
"You're not Rose!. Rose just died!."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Rose," insisted the voice!.
"Rose! Where are you!?"
"In Heaven," replied Rose!. "I have some really good news and a little bad
news!."
"Tell me the good news first," said Dorothy!.
"The good news," Rose said, "is that there's Softball in Heaven!. Better
yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too!. Better than
that, we're all young again!. Better still, it's always springtime, and it
never rains or snows!. And best of all, we can play softball all we want,
and we never get tired!."
"That's fantastic," said Dorothy!. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's
the bad news!?"
"You're pitching Tuesday!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That's very funny!. haha!. Kind of sick and twisted, but funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
GREAT 10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
So this must mean Dorthy must be dying on tuesdayWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that's a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats not a questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
sucks for herWww@Enter-QA@Com