I need another rhyme like???!

ink pink you stink
doesn't matter what you thinkWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Turn them in, turn them out,
Turn them into sauerkraut!

Tubby tubby two-by-four
Couldn't get thru the bathroom door,
So (he/she) did it on the floor,
Licked it up and did some more!

Lincoln, Lincoln,
I been thinkin',
What the @#$! have you been drinkin'!?
Looks like water, smells like wine,
Omigod, it's turpentine!

(this last one is sung to the tune of "Alouette")
Suffocation, we love suffocation,
Suffocation, the game we love to play!
First you take a plastic bag
Then you put it on your head
Go to bed --
Wake up dead!
Suf-fo-ca-tion !.!.!.
(repeat forever)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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here an apple a day rhyme

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Apple in the morning - Doctor's warning
Roast apple at night - starves the doctor outright
Eat an apple going to bed - knock the doctor on the head
Three each day, seven days a week - ruddy apple, ruddy cheekWww@Enter-QA@Com

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when you're sliding into first and you feel somethin burst!.!.!.diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're slidin into third and you feel a juicy turd!.!.!.diarrhea, diarrheaWww@Enter-QA@Com

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liar liar pants on fireWww@Enter-QA@Com

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i cant think of anyWww@Enter-QA@Com

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