In the mood for a little joke?!

PECANS IN THE CEMETERY
>
>
> On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree
> just inside the cemetery fence!. One day, two boys filled up a
> bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and
began
> dividing the nuts!.
>
> 'One for you, one for me One for you, one for me,' said one boy!.
> Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence!.

> Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle!. As he
passed,
> he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery!. He slowed
down
> to investigate!. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me!.
One
> for you, one for me!.'
>
> He just knew what it was!. He jumped back on his bike and rode off!.
> Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling
along!.
>
> 'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard!
> Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the
souls!.'
>
> The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to
walk!.'
> When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the
cemetery!.
>
> Standing by the fence they heard , 'One for you, one for me!. One
for
> you, one for me!.'
>
> The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth!.
Let's
> see if we can see the Lord!.'
>
> Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still
> unable to see an ything!. The old man and the boy gripped the
wrought
> iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a
> glimpse of the Lord!.
>
> At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me!. That's all!. Now
let's
> go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done!.'
>
> They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead
of
> the kid on the bike!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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