Ever hear the one about the hippie and the nun?!
Question: Ever hear the one about the hippie and the nun!?
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits down in the second row, noticing a nun sitting in front of him!.He finds the nun very attractive and asks her if she wants to go out with him!.The nun politely refuses and they don't talk again for the rest of the bus ride!.On the hippie's way off the bus, the bus driver stops him and says, "Hey, I know how you can get into that nun's pants!." The hippie lights up and asks him how!. He replies, "Every Friday I drop that nun off at the cemetary where she praises the lord!. If you put on a believable costume and pose as a Jesus or whatever, she'll believe it!. Trust me!."So since the hippie was desperate and truly attracted to the nun, he decided to go for it!. On the next Friday the hippie arrived at the cemetary, and sure enough, the nun was there, kneeling in prayer!. The hippie then grabbed his mask, cloak, and glowing powder, and approached the nun!. (joke to be continued below)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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How about this one!?
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters!. The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while the lights would turn off!. Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers!.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent!. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom!?
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should !.!.!."
"Why not!?" the nun asked!.
"Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf!."
"Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way!."
So, the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she preceded to the restroom!. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again!. However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand!. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom!?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink!?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun!.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place!. Now, how about that drink!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about this one!?
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters!. The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while the lights would turn off!. Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers!.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent!. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom!?
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should !.!.!."
"Why not!?" the nun asked!.
"Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf!."
"Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way!."
So, the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she preceded to the restroom!. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again!. However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand!. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom!?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink!?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun!.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place!. Now, how about that drink!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha eww, what the driver a chic or a guy!?Www@Enter-QA@Com