Canine humour...?!
Question: Canine humour!.!.!.!?
A man is standing on the pavement when he sees a funeral procession go by, the procession is led by a large dog which is followed by a very long line of men!.
The bystander asks the man at the front of the line "Who died!?"!.
The man replies, "My wife"!.
"How!?" asks the bystander!.
"!.!.!.dog!.!.!. that dog!.!.!. my dog ate her!." says the man, crying and pointing at the dog in front!.
The bystander thinks for a second, and says, "Look, sorry about what happened to your wife, but could I borrow your dog sometime!?"
The man says "Get in line!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bystander asks the man at the front of the line "Who died!?"!.
The man replies, "My wife"!.
"How!?" asks the bystander!.
"!.!.!.dog!.!.!. that dog!.!.!. my dog ate her!." says the man, crying and pointing at the dog in front!.
The bystander thinks for a second, and says, "Look, sorry about what happened to your wife, but could I borrow your dog sometime!?"
The man says "Get in line!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lmao very good one, is it true then that you men really hate us !? ha ha,no i don't think soWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny i love it star for u, that was pretty good where did u get that one love it HAHAHAAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hmmm !.!.!. lol are wives so bad!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!.!.!.mad be laugh!.!.!.!.!.ha!.!.ha!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, I like it, funny!.
Q!. What do you call an animal with 4 legs, and an arm!?
A!. A rottweilerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q!. What do you call an animal with 4 legs, and an arm!?
A!. A rottweilerWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
yep its funny would be even better if it was the mother-in lawWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL,Good Job!.!.!.if u made this up urselves lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.XD
Did you make that up yourself!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you make that up yourself!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
man's best friend comes through for him againWww@Enter-QA@Com