Dead funny!...?!
Question: Dead funny!!.!.!.!?
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away!.
At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket!.
They hear a faint moan!.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!.
She lives for ten more years and then dies!.
A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket out!.
As they are walking out, the husband shouts,
"Watch out for the wall!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket!.
They hear a faint moan!.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!.
She lives for ten more years and then dies!.
A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket out!.
As they are walking out, the husband shouts,
"Watch out for the wall!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha, he couldn't afford ten more years with his wife alive, bad bad manWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG, that's hilarious!! I think I've heard it somewhere before, but it's still just as funny! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny !.!.!.!.I liked that!.!.!.!.hahahaha
rotflmao!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
rotflmao!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahaha! thats funny!!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha!!!!!
Dats a good one!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dats a good one!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
mhmm!. kinda funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
whats funnier is that i can actually picture the poor man shouting that!! Lol loved it :o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very,very good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I doesn`t look like he wants her around!!!!!!
Wow that was soooo funny I just kept screaming in my head LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!
That was tooooo funny!
I`ll have to give you a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow that was soooo funny I just kept screaming in my head LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!
That was tooooo funny!
I`ll have to give you a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
naaah dude that isn't real funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good and funny too!. Made me chuckle, without seeing my wife!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOl!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha, your right, that is funny!.
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Ha ha ha love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thts well gooodWww@Enter-QA@Com
um okay then, that was not really funny, nice try!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolz! that was brillient, thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
work on it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!!! That was funny Donkey!! Lol!! (Don't you just love my laugh!) lmao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
he he heWww@Enter-QA@Com