Is this how God ended up creating Man?!
Question: Is this how God ended up creating Man!?
On the first day God created the cow!. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long, suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer I will give you a life span of sixty years!."
The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years!. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty!."
And God agreed!.
On the second day, God created the dog!. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past!. I will give you a life span of twenty years!."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking!. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten!."
So, God agreed!.
On the third day God created the monkey!. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh!. I'll give you a twenty year life span!."
Monkey said "Monkey tricks for twenty years!? I don't think so!. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay!?"
And God agreed again!.
On the fourth day God created man!. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy!. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy!. I'll give you twenty years!."
Man said, "What!? Only twenty years!? No way man!. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back!. That makes eighty, okay!?"
"Okay," said God!. "You've got a deal!."
SO: That is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years!. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty!."
And God agreed!.
On the second day, God created the dog!. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past!. I will give you a life span of twenty years!."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking!. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten!."
So, God agreed!.
On the third day God created the monkey!. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh!. I'll give you a twenty year life span!."
Monkey said "Monkey tricks for twenty years!? I don't think so!. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay!?"
And God agreed again!.
On the fourth day God created man!. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy!. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy!. I'll give you twenty years!."
Man said, "What!? Only twenty years!? No way man!. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back!. That makes eighty, okay!?"
"Okay," said God!. "You've got a deal!."
SO: That is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
all i know is how god created woman
"god scooped the clay and created man!.!. after seeing it and inspectioning!.!. he said "i know i can do better" and poof he created woman
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"god scooped the clay and created man!.!. after seeing it and inspectioning!.!. he said "i know i can do better" and poof he created woman
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahahahaha!!
Yeah, I think that's how God created man =D
Great joke- was sooo unexpected!
Star for you ^O^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, I think that's how God created man =D
Great joke- was sooo unexpected!
Star for you ^O^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow,hahaha, made me laugh so hard,hahaha!.plz,keep em coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahah!.!.!.!.!.hhahhahahahh!.!.!.!.!.!.very interesting
I couldn't sleep last night at all cuz I was driving from my weekend trip and now I'm dying at work, and I really really liked this story!.!.!.!.
It made my day!.!.!.!.!.!.star for you
ThnxWww@Enter-QA@Com
I couldn't sleep last night at all cuz I was driving from my weekend trip and now I'm dying at work, and I really really liked this story!.!.!.!.
It made my day!.!.!.!.!.!.star for you
ThnxWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaHAHAHA!!! that is just too true :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have seen and heard this story/joke about 100 times since I first read it about 15 years ago!.
In answer to your Q,!.!.!.No, I don't think that's how God did it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In answer to your Q,!.!.!.No, I don't think that's how God did it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's as credible as ANY creation myth I've ever heard !Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao you should post in r&s !.!.maybe notWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL you're GREAT!!!!.!.!. keep 'em coming please!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO
ROFL
LOL
That's really great,
and the man's part is really true!.!.!.
:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL
LOL
That's really great,
and the man's part is really true!.!.!.
:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh god, that caught me off guard!! LMAO!! LOLOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sounds like a true story to me !.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks to giraffe, if given something, man will be a full time voyeur!.
A nice joke from u and keep goingWww@Enter-QA@Com
A nice joke from u and keep goingWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com