Was this a justifiable homicide?!
Question: Was this a justifiable homicide!?
A trial is taking place in Mississippi!. The defendant is a sweet grandmotherly type!.
Defense Attorney: What is your age!?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old!.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you!?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me!.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him!?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly!.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you!?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh!.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him!?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him!.
Defense Attorney: Why not!?
Little Old Woman: It felt good!. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago!.
Defense Attorney: What happened next!?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts!.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then!?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him!.
Defense Attorney: Why not!?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited!. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next!?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
Defense Attorney: What happened!?
Little Old Woman: That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the son of a *****Www@Enter-QA@Com
Defense Attorney: What is your age!?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old!.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you!?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me!.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him!?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly!.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you!?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh!.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him!?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him!.
Defense Attorney: Why not!?
Little Old Woman: It felt good!. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago!.
Defense Attorney: What happened next!?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts!.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then!?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him!.
Defense Attorney: Why not!?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited!. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next!?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
Defense Attorney: What happened!?
Little Old Woman: That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the son of a *****Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
roflmao, and still haven't gone to bed!.!.!. yes it was justified!.!.!.!. pooor little old lady!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
reminded me of the Second Hand Lions and the two uncles sitting on the porch shooting at traveling salesmen for entertainment !.!.!.!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
reminded me of the Second Hand Lions and the two uncles sitting on the porch shooting at traveling salesmen for entertainment !.!.!.!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think this was taken from earlier in her testimony:
Defense Attorney : What is your date of birth!?
Little Old Woman : July 15th
Defense Attorney : What year!?
Little Old Woman : Every year!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Defense Attorney : What is your date of birth!?
Little Old Woman : July 15th
Defense Attorney : What year!?
Little Old Woman : Every year!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sure why not!. the grandma should be put in a home though!. having a gun on your porch is crazy!.
that was a really random question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was a really random question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, it was even though the "Grandma's" emotional acts were taking place she still shot him!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes, he played with her elderly emotionsWww@Enter-QA@Com
sort of sick to think of but it was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehe, for an old women probably!. old folks can get a bit cranky!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAHAHHA!!!! Wow, did you write that!? if you did you sure are talented!. I didnt even expect that ending!.!.Stars for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it pls tell me someone and please answer my questionsWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive heard that before but it was worth another laugh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL wow that was real funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny i like it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!.!.!.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i loved this!.!.!.!.yay another two easy points!.!.!.thanxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, no!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great!.!.!.guilty of making my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com