What The Funniest One-Liner you ever heard?!
Question: What The Funniest One-Liner you ever heard!?
I heard this the other day!.
"If a bi sexual shows up missing, why don't they put their picture on a carton of half and half"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"If a bi sexual shows up missing, why don't they put their picture on a carton of half and half"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
“When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws!. Only catapults!.”
“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces!. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside!.’”
“Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize!.’ Except at a funeral!.”
“Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown!.”
“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades!.”
“On the downside, it’s loaded with sexual predators!. On the plus side, it’s also loaded with sexual prey!.” (Talking about myspace)
^All from Demetri Martin ^Www@Enter-QA@Com
“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces!. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside!.’”
“Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize!.’ Except at a funeral!.”
“Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown!.”
“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades!.”
“On the downside, it’s loaded with sexual predators!. On the plus side, it’s also loaded with sexual prey!.” (Talking about myspace)
^All from Demetri Martin ^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, darling! U know what!? I went to church, I prayed a lot, I donated money to charity, I helped an old lady cross the road, I gave a pound to the poor guy but let me tell you what happened in the hotel with the playgirl!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!.
I like "I remember when I was nostalgic" - Demetri Martin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like "I remember when I was nostalgic" - Demetri Martin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"When I was younger and I was breast feeding, my mom told me she only liked me as a friend!.!.!." -Rodney DangerfieldWww@Enter-QA@Com
THAT'S VERY FUNNY!!! BUT YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE FUNN OF THE BI SEXUAL PEOPLE THEY ARE HUMANS LIKE US YOU KNOW!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com