Are you in your 60's?!
Question: Are you in your 60's!?
Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are
interested in them!?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction!.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause!?
A: Keep busy!. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement!.
When you are done you will have a place to live!.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible!. Is
that true!? Where can it be found!?
A: Yes!. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's *** all the way to
Egypt !.'
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband!?
A: Tell him you're pregnant!.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles!?
A: Take off your glasses
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those
wrinkles on my face
A: Go braless!. It will usually pull them out!.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking!?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car!.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term
memory storage!?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem!.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly!?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon!.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses!?
A: On their foreheads!.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter
antique stores!?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
interested in them!?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction!.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause!?
A: Keep busy!. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement!.
When you are done you will have a place to live!.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible!. Is
that true!? Where can it be found!?
A: Yes!. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's *** all the way to
Egypt !.'
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband!?
A: Tell him you're pregnant!.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles!?
A: Take off your glasses
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those
wrinkles on my face
A: Go braless!. It will usually pull them out!.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking!?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car!.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term
memory storage!?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem!.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly!?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon!.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses!?
A: On their foreheads!.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter
antique stores!?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG - I am not over 60 but my husband is and the one about the antique shops is so true - not only does he remember the things but he can tell you how to use them too !
I've had lectures about "dolly-pegs" and gas mantles amongst other things !Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've had lectures about "dolly-pegs" and gas mantles amongst other things !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter
antique stores!?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these!.'
holy cow! when you hear an old song and you say something like 'gosh, i remember this', that's kinda like realizing your not young anymore!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
antique stores!?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these!.'
holy cow! when you hear an old song and you say something like 'gosh, i remember this', that's kinda like realizing your not young anymore!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, funny!
espessially the one about the valet parking, antiques and the eyeglasses!. :-)
oh and im not 60, im 13!
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
espessially the one about the valet parking, antiques and the eyeglasses!. :-)
oh and im not 60, im 13!
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
not sure how to answer this oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
well, im not 60!.
Yet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats great haaahWww@Enter-QA@Com
those are good ones!.!.!.i gotta tell my mom!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones!.!.!.!.ill use these for future references when im in my 60's!.!.!.!.!.wont b 4 a while yet!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com