Injun winter....?!
Question: Injun winter!.!.!.!.!?
The injuns in the north of Canada were wondering what the weather was going to be like over the coming winter, so they went to see their chief and asked him!. Now he was not very well versed in the old ways, but he didn't want to admit it, so he said it was going to be a very severe winter!. The injuns went away and gathered lots of wood to pile up outside their cabins!.
After a while they went back and asked him again, as the weather had not been too bad so far!. But he didn't want to admit he may have been wrong, so he said yes it was going to be a very severe winter!. They went off and gathered lots more wood!.
After another month the snows had still not arrived, so they went back and asked him again!. Again he said it was going to be very bad!. They gathered more wood!.
By now he was feeling guilty, and very unsure of himself, so he got on his bike and headed for the met office in the nearest town!. He went in and asked the met officers what the rest of the winter was going to be like!.
They assured him that it was going to be very severe, and that he should prepare for a really really cold winter!.
Relieved and intrigued, he asked them how they could tell that the winter was going to be so bad!. What signs did they look for!?
Well, said the met man, the north injuns have been going mad the last couple of months gathering huge quantities of wood, so they must know to expect bad weather!Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a while they went back and asked him again, as the weather had not been too bad so far!. But he didn't want to admit he may have been wrong, so he said yes it was going to be a very severe winter!. They went off and gathered lots more wood!.
After another month the snows had still not arrived, so they went back and asked him again!. Again he said it was going to be very bad!. They gathered more wood!.
By now he was feeling guilty, and very unsure of himself, so he got on his bike and headed for the met office in the nearest town!. He went in and asked the met officers what the rest of the winter was going to be like!.
They assured him that it was going to be very severe, and that he should prepare for a really really cold winter!.
Relieved and intrigued, he asked them how they could tell that the winter was going to be so bad!. What signs did they look for!?
Well, said the met man, the north injuns have been going mad the last couple of months gathering huge quantities of wood, so they must know to expect bad weather!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Very good!. I actually prefer your version of this joke to the one in the answer above!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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excellent one !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
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ha ha ha!. So that's how the weather reports are made!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg u copyed my previous joke u onoriginal loser
then u went and edited it and made it nt funny it should go like this
It was Spring and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild!. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets!.
When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like!. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared!.
But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea!. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold!?" "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold" the meteorologist at the weather service responded!.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared!. A week later he called the National Weather Service again!. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter!?" "Yes,"
the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it’s going to be a very cold winter!."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find!.
Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again!. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold!?"
"Absolutely," the man replied!. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever!."
"How can you be so sure!?" the Chief asked!.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy!."
OKAY that whay better if u goin to steal other peoples joke dont ruin themWww@Enter-QA@Com
then u went and edited it and made it nt funny it should go like this
It was Spring and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild!. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets!.
When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like!. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared!.
But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea!. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold!?" "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold" the meteorologist at the weather service responded!.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared!. A week later he called the National Weather Service again!. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter!?" "Yes,"
the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it’s going to be a very cold winter!."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find!.
Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again!. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold!?"
"Absolutely," the man replied!. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever!."
"How can you be so sure!?" the Chief asked!.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy!."
OKAY that whay better if u goin to steal other peoples joke dont ruin themWww@Enter-QA@Com