10 Ways to Annoy Cops?!
Question: 10 Ways to Annoy Cops!?
1!. Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
2!. When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm!. I thought cops had to be physically fit!."
3!. Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting!.
4!. Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk!.
5!. Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it!.
6!. Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza!.
7!. Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead!.
8!. When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead!.
9!. Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th!.
10!. When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold my beer for a sec!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm!. I thought cops had to be physically fit!."
3!. Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting!.
4!. Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk!.
5!. Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it!.
6!. Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza!.
7!. Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead!.
8!. When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead!.
9!. Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th!.
10!. When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold my beer for a sec!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmaO I love numba 7!.!.!.ima use that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! Answer mine! http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That last guy is gay (j/k) Cough*not really*cough those were funny, i spespecially liked numero quatro #4Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHHAAHAYH U R SO FUNNY!!! I LIKE THAT A LOT!!!!! I AM GONNA TRY THOSE (WELL IF I MEET AN OFFICER CZ I DON'T HAVE A CAR YET 2 DRIVE IM 12!!!!! LIFE IS NOT FAIR!!!) HAVE A STAR THOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 & 7 were very nice!. Good jobWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cheeky, but cute!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha those were good!. I like 9 and 4Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tough crowd, I thought it was cute!.
Then the steel door slams!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Then the steel door slams!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Gee I wonder what would happen if I said and did all the things above 0_0Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like 6 and 9
loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny; i like numbers 5, 6, and 10 the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
UM!.!. lol!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll ask my son and let you know ( he's is a cop )Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. When a cop approaches you, tell him to go back to his car and finish eating his donuts!.
2!. Say,"I smell bacon!"
3!. Tell the cop that he REALLY needs deoderant!.
4!. Tell the cop there is a crack dealer behind him and run!.
5!. Ask the cop if he can turn on the siren for you cause you think it sound funny!.
6!. If you get pulled over for speeding, tell him that you were racing home to watch "COPS"!.
7!. After the cop catches you and asks you why you were running away, tell him that you thought they were racing!.
8!. Ask the cop if all cops are as fat as he is!.
9!. Tell him he should arrest his wife for the stuff she did in bed with you last night!.
10!. Ask him if you were going to be on the tv show "COPS"Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Say,"I smell bacon!"
3!. Tell the cop that he REALLY needs deoderant!.
4!. Tell the cop there is a crack dealer behind him and run!.
5!. Ask the cop if he can turn on the siren for you cause you think it sound funny!.
6!. If you get pulled over for speeding, tell him that you were racing home to watch "COPS"!.
7!. After the cop catches you and asks you why you were running away, tell him that you thought they were racing!.
8!. Ask the cop if all cops are as fat as he is!.
9!. Tell him he should arrest his wife for the stuff she did in bed with you last night!.
10!. Ask him if you were going to be on the tv show "COPS"Www@Enter-QA@Com
What is the point of this question!?
Why do people ask such retarded questions!?
Hello!.!.!. it's a help site, not ask questions when you're bored!.!.!.
Thank You!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why do people ask such retarded questions!?
Hello!.!.!. it's a help site, not ask questions when you're bored!.!.!.
Thank You!.Www@Enter-QA@Com