Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect woman.?!
Question: Can you solve this!.!.!.There was a perfect man and a perfect woman!.!?
They met each other at a perfect party!. They dated for two perfect years!. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon!. They had two perfect children!.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up!.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident!. Two people died and one lived!.
Who died and who lived!?
The perfect man, because the perfect woman and elves aren't real!.
sorry just a joke Conan know lots and lots of perfect woman
he does
yes he does he does, i tells ya
mum mum they're all swearing
hahaha you in trouble ( sorry public holiday in australia conan drink a lot beer on holiday)Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up!.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident!. Two people died and one lived!.
Who died and who lived!?
The perfect man, because the perfect woman and elves aren't real!.
sorry just a joke Conan know lots and lots of perfect woman
he does
yes he does he does, i tells ya
mum mum they're all swearing
hahaha you in trouble ( sorry public holiday in australia conan drink a lot beer on holiday)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahhahah,!.!.!.NOT FUNNY!.!.
BUT where's my sense of humor!!
a star!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
BUT where's my sense of humor!!
a star!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What a brilliant punchline - and we all know there's no such thing as the perfect woman!. How many have you seen with:-
Big ears to hold on to
No teeth so there's no biting
And a flat head to rest your mug of VB on (Victoria Bitter for non-Australians - not Vampire Bats)
Bank holiday in Oz!? Have a few VB's for me
Only 13 days and I can get my rear end to Brewerkz for a pint of Xtra IPA or Oatmeal Stout!. And only 5 mins from home for me to stagger back from Riverside Point!. See the link below for handcrafted beers on offerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Big ears to hold on to
No teeth so there's no biting
And a flat head to rest your mug of VB on (Victoria Bitter for non-Australians - not Vampire Bats)
Bank holiday in Oz!? Have a few VB's for me
Only 13 days and I can get my rear end to Brewerkz for a pint of Xtra IPA or Oatmeal Stout!. And only 5 mins from home for me to stagger back from Riverside Point!. See the link below for handcrafted beers on offerWww@Enter-QA@Com
well for a start there is no such thing as the perfect person
being either a
shemale or a himbitch
i say the elf lives
hey Conan mummy wont help you but may-be another beer will
I'm on the bourbon actually love this long week end stuff
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
being either a
shemale or a himbitch
i say the elf lives
hey Conan mummy wont help you but may-be another beer will
I'm on the bourbon actually love this long week end stuff
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
(pff)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(pff)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
What!? It's not a public holiday in Australia! Good joke though!. I sort of saw the ending coming!. Worth a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
too crazy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Grr!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Where's the question!?Www@Enter-QA@Com