What is the punchline...An older lady was somewhat lonely?!
Question: What is the punchline!.!.!.An older lady was somewhat lonely!?
and decided she needed a pet to keep her company!. So, off to the pet shop she went!. She searched and searched!. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog!. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her!.
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO!. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY!.'
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else!. So, she bought the frog!. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her!.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY!.'
So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog!.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince!.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS!.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS!.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO!?
COME ON GUESS!
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SHE TURNED INTO THE
FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's old!.!.!.!.!.!.!. NOT DEAD !!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO!. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY!.'
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else!. So, she bought the frog!. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her!.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY!.'
So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog!.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince!.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS!.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS!.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO!?
COME ON GUESS!
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SHE TURNED INTO THE
FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's old!.!.!.!.!.!.!. NOT DEAD !!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HAHAH!!.!.!.!. i guess they were gonna "get it on!" while "chillin at the Holiday Inn"Www@Enter-QA@Com
you won't be sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
And that can be turned around to the male old age perspective!?!?!?!?
A senior citizen was walking across a damp meadow when he heard a female voice say, "Sir, I would like to ask a great favor of you "He looked around and saw only a frog sitting on a grass pod!. "I must be going nuts," he thought, "There's no one here!."
The voice then said, "Please, sir!. Please help me!."
Again all he saw was the frog, looking straight at him!. "Who said that!?" he asked rather loudly!.
"I did, sir!. I'm the frog!. I was a beautiful 19-year-old princess but a witch put a spell on me!. Please help me!."
The old man picked up the frog and held it in his hand!. "How can I help you!?" he asked!.
"The only thing that will break the spell is to have a man kiss me in the mouth!. Please do it for me, and then I will again turn into a beautiful, sexy, princess and I will really make you feel young again!. I will make great love to you!."
The man closed his hand about the frog and stuffed it into his pocket!. "At my age," he said, "I'd rather have a talking frog!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A senior citizen was walking across a damp meadow when he heard a female voice say, "Sir, I would like to ask a great favor of you "He looked around and saw only a frog sitting on a grass pod!. "I must be going nuts," he thought, "There's no one here!."
The voice then said, "Please, sir!. Please help me!."
Again all he saw was the frog, looking straight at him!. "Who said that!?" he asked rather loudly!.
"I did, sir!. I'm the frog!. I was a beautiful 19-year-old princess but a witch put a spell on me!. Please help me!."
The old man picked up the frog and held it in his hand!. "How can I help you!?" he asked!.
"The only thing that will break the spell is to have a man kiss me in the mouth!. Please do it for me, and then I will again turn into a beautiful, sexy, princess and I will really make you feel young again!. I will make great love to you!."
The man closed his hand about the frog and stuffed it into his pocket!. "At my age," he said, "I'd rather have a talking frog!."Www@Enter-QA@Com