Do you ever listen to your child saying his prayers?!
Question: Do you ever listen to your child saying his prayers!?
A Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying:
God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma!.
Ta ta, Grandpa!.The father didn't quite know what this meant,
but was glad his son was praying!.
The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor
of a heart attack!. The father reassured himself that it
was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked!.
The next night, he heard his son praying again:
God bless Mommy and Daddy!. Ta ta, Grandma!.
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning!.
Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor,
dead of a heart attack!.Really scared now, the father
decided to wait outside his son's door the next night!.
And sure enough, the boy started to pray:
God bless Mommy!. Ta ta, Daddy!.
Now the father was beside himself!.
He stayed up all night, and went to the
doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine!.
When he finally came home, his wife was
waiting on the porch!.
She said, Thank God you're here --
we could really use your help!
We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying:
God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma!.
Ta ta, Grandpa!.The father didn't quite know what this meant,
but was glad his son was praying!.
The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor
of a heart attack!. The father reassured himself that it
was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked!.
The next night, he heard his son praying again:
God bless Mommy and Daddy!. Ta ta, Grandma!.
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning!.
Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor,
dead of a heart attack!.Really scared now, the father
decided to wait outside his son's door the next night!.
And sure enough, the boy started to pray:
God bless Mommy!. Ta ta, Daddy!.
Now the father was beside himself!.
He stayed up all night, and went to the
doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine!.
When he finally came home, his wife was
waiting on the porch!.
She said, Thank God you're here --
we could really use your help!
We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Heheh!. That was really funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.OK FOR EVERYONE WHO DOESNT GET THIS!.!.!.!.it means that the dad of the kid wasnt really his dad the milkman was the dad lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO GET THIS ONEWww@Enter-QA@Com
IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO GET THIS ONEWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one!.
the idea is that the wife had an affair with the milkman, and the kid is really his sonWww@Enter-QA@Com
the idea is that the wife had an affair with the milkman, and the kid is really his sonWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very very funny Suzie - loved it - please send more! Thanks for the laugh - have a star! CJWww@Enter-QA@Com
fuhhnnyy!.
i wouldnt usually find death funny
i got actually spooked rofl x)
but heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
i wouldnt usually find death funny
i got actually spooked rofl x)
but heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!.!. lol!. Nice one!. That means that the milkman was his real father, not the other guy!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG THAT WAS FRICKEN HILLARIOUS! that would cause a divorce!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. good one!. never heard of it!. roflWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that is so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
huh!? please explain!Www@Enter-QA@Com
huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com