Did you know why Scotland is a grand place to live ?!
Question: Did you know why Scotland is a grand place to live !?
Why Scotland is a grand place
In the beginning, The Lord God Almighty, sitting on His throne on high, turned to His mate, the Archangel Gabriel and said "Gabby, today I'm going to create Scotland!. I will make it a country of dark beautiful mountains, purple glens and rich green forests!. I will give it clear swift flowing rivers and I will fill them with salmon!. The land shall be lush and fertile, on which the people shall grow barley to brew into an amber nectar that will be much sought after the world over!. Underneath the land I shall lay rich seams of coal!.
In the waters around the shores there will be an abundance of fish and beneath the sea bed there will be vast deposits of oil and gas"!.
"Excuse me Sire", interrupted the Archangel Gabriel, "Don't you think you are being a bit too generous to these Scots"!?
"Not really", replied the Lord, "wait 'til you see the neighbours I'm giving them"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the beginning, The Lord God Almighty, sitting on His throne on high, turned to His mate, the Archangel Gabriel and said "Gabby, today I'm going to create Scotland!. I will make it a country of dark beautiful mountains, purple glens and rich green forests!. I will give it clear swift flowing rivers and I will fill them with salmon!. The land shall be lush and fertile, on which the people shall grow barley to brew into an amber nectar that will be much sought after the world over!. Underneath the land I shall lay rich seams of coal!.
In the waters around the shores there will be an abundance of fish and beneath the sea bed there will be vast deposits of oil and gas"!.
"Excuse me Sire", interrupted the Archangel Gabriel, "Don't you think you are being a bit too generous to these Scots"!?
"Not really", replied the Lord, "wait 'til you see the neighbours I'm giving them"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That's similar to an Argentine joke!.!.!."Argentina was so beautiful that, in order to make it fair to the rest of the world, God filled it with Argentines!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
it`s full of scots peopleWww@Enter-QA@Com
racist c * n *
u r a load of tightass, miserable ginger whingersWww@Enter-QA@Com
u r a load of tightass, miserable ginger whingersWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one!. I think you rattled Big Beauty's cage though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, nice one!. Is it worth it to have them to the south!?Www@Enter-QA@Com