If you were going down the river in your car and your oars break,?!
Question: If you were going down the river in your car and your oars break,!?
how many pieces of toast would it take to cover a helicopter pad!? (hint) the helicopter pad is 246 waffles by 246 waffles!. best answer gets 10 pts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Silly guy was probably new to driving on rivers, so he didn't know that when passing other motorists, one must draw their oars into the cabin!. Failing to realize that, the moron, equipped with a trunk load of toast, debarked and began topping the helipad with waffles!. Now, remember the guy is a moron!. Every time he attempted covering the helipad with toast, the downdraft from a landing helicopter would blow them all away!. A passing motorist, oars a-flailin' yelled, "Use waffles next time, idiot!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
car down the river:
1!. assuming it is an amphibious vehicle:
a!. continue to float aimlessly
b!. use its normal propulsion
c!. curse yourself for being an idiot
2!. assuming it is NOT an amphibious vehicle:
a!. curse yourself for being an idiot
b!. call 911 you've had an accident
c!. Open the glove compartment and take out the inflatable
raft that came with the oars!.!.!.the car wont float long
Toast on pad:
1!. assuming toast and waffle are same size : 60516
2!. assuming toast and waffle are NOT same size or that
these are not the items one normally things of:
a!. one very large slice of bread toasted
b!. you can't cover the pad because you keep eating the
toast
c!. it depends upon how much butter you used because
the pad is slightly slanted and they keep sliding off
3!. Assuming only an idiot would pose this question; who cares!.!.!.the wash of the helicopter blades will blow them off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. assuming it is an amphibious vehicle:
a!. continue to float aimlessly
b!. use its normal propulsion
c!. curse yourself for being an idiot
2!. assuming it is NOT an amphibious vehicle:
a!. curse yourself for being an idiot
b!. call 911 you've had an accident
c!. Open the glove compartment and take out the inflatable
raft that came with the oars!.!.!.the car wont float long
Toast on pad:
1!. assuming toast and waffle are same size : 60516
2!. assuming toast and waffle are NOT same size or that
these are not the items one normally things of:
a!. one very large slice of bread toasted
b!. you can't cover the pad because you keep eating the
toast
c!. it depends upon how much butter you used because
the pad is slightly slanted and they keep sliding off
3!. Assuming only an idiot would pose this question; who cares!.!.!.the wash of the helicopter blades will blow them off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am guessing it would take A LOT of pieces of toast, to cover a helicopter pad!. And, if the oars broke when I was half way down the river, in my car, I would toast those puppies too! @*$@ Oars!!! <They don't make them like they used to!>Www@Enter-QA@Com
First riddle!. You would sink and you would be forced to swim!.
Second riddle!. 246 x 246 waffles or
If toast is 75% the area of a waffle and half as thick then:
(60516 / 0!.75)*2=
284x284 toast area
2 times thick=
161376 pieces of toastWww@Enter-QA@Com
Second riddle!. 246 x 246 waffles or
If toast is 75% the area of a waffle and half as thick then:
(60516 / 0!.75)*2=
284x284 toast area
2 times thick=
161376 pieces of toastWww@Enter-QA@Com
depends the size of the toast and waffles!.
what does that have to do with going down a river and a car when your oars break!.
(I would just eat it allWww@Enter-QA@Com
what does that have to do with going down a river and a car when your oars break!.
(I would just eat it allWww@Enter-QA@Com
well the average piece of toast is about 2 centermetres squared bigger then the avereage waffle!. So using my portable calculator here in my pocket it would be 227!.7887 pieces of toastWww@Enter-QA@Com
ONE!.!. BECAUSE!.!.!.!. the helicopter's outboard evenrude would shred the slice of bread into dust!.!.!. covering the helicopters pad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Regular Sized waffles!?
Than 228 pieces of toast!.
Mini Waffles!?
Then all I know is I want mini waffles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Than 228 pieces of toast!.
Mini Waffles!?
Then all I know is I want mini waffles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bigfoot would help me eat all the waffles so the answer is zeroWww@Enter-QA@Com
60516 and i think he's on more than beer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
waffels are the same size as toast and lay of the beerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Depends, can you build oars out of toast!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
1700 bcuz grandma cant suck her planetWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wtf!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wth i dont like math!Www@Enter-QA@Com