Funny jokes...?!
Question: Funny jokes!.!.!.!?
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Drunken Man and Blonde
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink!. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke!?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde!. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde!. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde!. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke!?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Drunken Man and Blonde
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink!. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke!?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde!. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde!. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde!. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke!?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That was nice!. I got one for you!.
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car!. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff!. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does!. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it!. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats!. He turns around and sees she's smiling!. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car!. He looks back to see that she's laughing!. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires!. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down!. He demands, "What's so funny!?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car!. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff!. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does!. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it!. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats!. He turns around and sees she's smiling!. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car!. He looks back to see that she's laughing!. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires!. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down!. He demands, "What's so funny!?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'm a blonde too!.!.!.please explain!.!.!.
haha someone just told me what you mean!.!.!.no seriously really funny!.!.!.there you got have a star!.!.!.just take me a while to work out how to do it!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha someone just told me what you mean!.!.!.no seriously really funny!.!.!.there you got have a star!.!.!.just take me a while to work out how to do it!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha
i have a funny JOKE
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i have a funny JOKE
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well im a blond and this took me a minute to getttt haha
but its really funny! i gave you a star! : )
can i get best answer!?! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
but its really funny! i gave you a star! : )
can i get best answer!?! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
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pretty funny :LWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol its okay but no starWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahaha that's great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*ha dumb blondes te heWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's pretty good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. I like that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't understand it properly but how much i understood, it was a good one!. Ha Ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
dnt get it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i'm a blonde thoWww@Enter-QA@Com
mast yaar
tooo goood
here u go
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tooo goood
here u go
:))Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol not bad!.!.!.!.!. and yes i'ma blonde!.
here's one for you,
have you heard that it is now illegal for women to go around wearing no underwear, because new workplace health and safety legislation states that all manholes must be covered at all times!. he he
Why did the koala fall out of the tree!? he was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree!? he was knocked by the first!.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree!? because by this time he just thought it was the in thing to do!. Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck
There were 3 pieces of string standing outside of a pub, they all wanted a beer and weren't sure how to go about getting one!.
Anyway the first piece of string went inside, climbed up on a bar stool and said to the barman, 'hey mate can i get a beer please', the bartender looks at him and says ' no way, your justa piece of string, get outta here'!. So he goes outside and tells tha other piece of strings what happened!. The second piece of string says he'll still give it a go, so he goes on in, climbs up on a barstool and nonchalantly leans on the bar and waits until the barman notices him!. When he does notice him he just starts to shake his head and says 'what are you doing back in here, i thought i told you to get lost', the piece of string droops a bit and says ' but i just want a beer'!. Still he doesn't get one, so he slinks back outside and lets the others know what transpired!. The third piece of string, thinks about this for a while and comes up with a cunning plan!. he ties a knot in his middle and frays out the end of his string as much as he can, then he enters the bar, climbs up on a barstool and yells out to the barman, 'hey mate, given us a beer over here please'!. The barman is stunned to see the piece of string back, he says ' i thought I've told you before, your not getting a beer ok, you can't your just a PIECE OF STRING' to which the third piece of string replies, " Nah I'ma frayed knot'!.
A man went to a zoo, he didn't have a very good time, it was a shitzue!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
here's one for you,
have you heard that it is now illegal for women to go around wearing no underwear, because new workplace health and safety legislation states that all manholes must be covered at all times!. he he
Why did the koala fall out of the tree!? he was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree!? he was knocked by the first!.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree!? because by this time he just thought it was the in thing to do!. Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck
There were 3 pieces of string standing outside of a pub, they all wanted a beer and weren't sure how to go about getting one!.
Anyway the first piece of string went inside, climbed up on a bar stool and said to the barman, 'hey mate can i get a beer please', the bartender looks at him and says ' no way, your justa piece of string, get outta here'!. So he goes outside and tells tha other piece of strings what happened!. The second piece of string says he'll still give it a go, so he goes on in, climbs up on a barstool and nonchalantly leans on the bar and waits until the barman notices him!. When he does notice him he just starts to shake his head and says 'what are you doing back in here, i thought i told you to get lost', the piece of string droops a bit and says ' but i just want a beer'!. Still he doesn't get one, so he slinks back outside and lets the others know what transpired!. The third piece of string, thinks about this for a while and comes up with a cunning plan!. he ties a knot in his middle and frays out the end of his string as much as he can, then he enters the bar, climbs up on a barstool and yells out to the barman, 'hey mate, given us a beer over here please'!. The barman is stunned to see the piece of string back, he says ' i thought I've told you before, your not getting a beer ok, you can't your just a PIECE OF STRING' to which the third piece of string replies, " Nah I'ma frayed knot'!.
A man went to a zoo, he didn't have a very good time, it was a shitzue!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it!.!.explain pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com