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Question: Wrong answer!.!.!.!?
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat!.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened!.
"Well, it was like this," said the man!. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows!. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end!. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt"
"That's when I made my big mistake!."
"What did you do!?" asks the doctor!.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened!.
"Well, it was like this," said the man!. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows!. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end!. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt"
"That's when I made my big mistake!."
"What did you do!?" asks the doctor!.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lmao always be careful with what you say to womenWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
Guess the husband was the butt of that situation!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get this joke!. Wife thought hubby was saying cow's butt looked like hers - not the golf ball! So she knocked him outWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha cow buttWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!! I loved this one! 10/10 Donkey! You never know how a woman will react!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.!.!.!.good yeah, like it, like it lots!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol awesome, remember to keep in mind what you say lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have to laugh every time I hear that joke! LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice! Made me laugh :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Made me smile =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's Old but good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol love it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL I loved it!.!. cant wait to tell my wifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha poor u!!!!!!!!!!! ur wife can get little wild next time watch out where u talks to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats a gr8 joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats a gr8 joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com