Is this the down side to being old?!
Question: Is this the down side to being old!?
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out!. I stopped and asked her what was wrong!. She said, "I have a 22-year-old husband at home!. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee!."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying!?"
She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon!."
I said, "Well, why are you crying!?"
She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a!.m!."
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying!?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I said, "Well, then why are you crying!?"
She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon!."
I said, "Well, why are you crying!?"
She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a!.m!."
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying!?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
oh briliant!!
had a good laugh at that one!
starred *Www@Enter-QA@Com
had a good laugh at that one!
starred *Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! she better watch out, i might steal her 22 year old husband! XD xD
That jokes funny! I guess it is the down side of being old! :o I just realized!.!.!. Shes old enough to be his mother! LMAO!!
It says "old lady!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
That jokes funny! I guess it is the down side of being old! :o I just realized!.!.!. Shes old enough to be his mother! LMAO!!
It says "old lady!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Thats funny !! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Don't know where she found time to sit on park benches!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why did she leave home in the first place !.!.!. the man cooks!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great!. I heard it the other way around (more feasible) but this is still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that's good i heard something similar to that beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Poor lil ol lady!.!.!. Nice one, laughter ensues!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats a gudun!. not the first time you made me grin today!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oldy but a goody!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com