Is this a good way to die when you're old?!
Question: Is this a good way to die when you're old!?
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her!.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning!."
Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble!.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny!. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring!. It was just the right rhythm!. Nice and slow and even!. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong!."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning!."
Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble!.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny!. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring!. It was just the right rhythm!. Nice and slow and even!. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong!."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha thats seriously made me laugh my wife is looking at me thinking im madWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!! Haha funny!
and to K K the joke of it is, they were going slowly, ice cream truck does a fast tune and he has a heart attack from going too fast! :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
and to K K the joke of it is, they were going slowly, ice cream truck does a fast tune and he has a heart attack from going too fast! :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehehehehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.omg - still smiling !!! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Proves the rhythm method is not all it′s cracked up to be!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have`nt heard that one for years, but then it was a fire engineWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good humor!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ha
excellent! thanks for the laughs!!
starred *Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent! thanks for the laughs!!
starred *Www@Enter-QA@Com
!?!?!?!?!?!? wtf!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao, thats class funny xWww@Enter-QA@Com
eeewwww, that was good!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lols that's a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
This made me smile because it brought back a memory from Yesteryear!. On a Sunday afternoon my brother-in law was having it away with his wife in bed when the local ice cream van pulled up out side his house!. He started up his chimes and began to play "Popeye the Sailor Man"
My brother-in-law told me that he carried on making love but singing out loudly "I'm tough to the finish cause I eat my spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man" Whenever we think of it we have fits of laughter as we try to imagine the scene! Priceless!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My brother-in-law told me that he carried on making love but singing out loudly "I'm tough to the finish cause I eat my spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man" Whenever we think of it we have fits of laughter as we try to imagine the scene! Priceless!Www@Enter-QA@Com