Did Homer really say this..3....?!
Question: Did Homer really say this!.!.3!.!.!.!.!?
Homer: Bart, a woman is like a beer!. They look good, they
smell good, and
you'd step over your own mother just to get
one! (chugs beer)
Old man: Take this doll, but beware; it carries a terrible
curse!.
Homer: Ooo, that's bad!.
Old man: But it comes with a free serving of frozen yoghurt!
Homer: That's good!
Old man: The frozen yoghurt is also cursed!.
Homer: That's bad!.
Old man: But it comes with your choice of toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Old man: The toppings contain potassium benzoate!.!.!.
Homer: (confused look)
Old man: That's bad!.
Homer: Can I go now!?
Getting out of jury duty is easy!. The trick is to say
you're prejudiced against all races!.
Homer's brain: Use reverse psychology!.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated!.
Homer's brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology!.
Homer: Okay, I will!
Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police
academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that
movie -- Spaceballs!. But instead it was dark and
disturbing!. Like that movie -- Police Academy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
smell good, and
you'd step over your own mother just to get
one! (chugs beer)
Old man: Take this doll, but beware; it carries a terrible
curse!.
Homer: Ooo, that's bad!.
Old man: But it comes with a free serving of frozen yoghurt!
Homer: That's good!
Old man: The frozen yoghurt is also cursed!.
Homer: That's bad!.
Old man: But it comes with your choice of toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Old man: The toppings contain potassium benzoate!.!.!.
Homer: (confused look)
Old man: That's bad!.
Homer: Can I go now!?
Getting out of jury duty is easy!. The trick is to say
you're prejudiced against all races!.
Homer's brain: Use reverse psychology!.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated!.
Homer's brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology!.
Homer: Okay, I will!
Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police
academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that
movie -- Spaceballs!. But instead it was dark and
disturbing!. Like that movie -- Police Academy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
yum potassium benzoate, they should have that as an actual topping because sour tastes good with sweet, and it keeps the nasty things from growing on your frozen yogurt!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hahaha!!! Very funny! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Homer: Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies!? For fun!? Well I didn't see anyone laughing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Homer: Your Sisters Are!.!. Eh!.!.!. Wonderful!.!.!. now lets go!.
Lame 4 me ^ :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lame 4 me ^ :PWww@Enter-QA@Com