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Question: A bear and a !.!.!.!.!.!?
A bear and a racoon were walking through the woods one day!. They came across a genie who was lost in the woods!. The gennie was so happy with the directions that the animals gave him that he said to them, "I will give you both three wishes each!." He turned to the bear first!.
The bear (who was really into sex), said, "Ok, ok!.!.!.I want!.!.!.All the bears in this forest to be female, except me!" Poof! It was done!.
The genie turnned to the racoon!. The racoon thought for a minute, and said, "I want a!.!.!.MOTORCYCLE!"
The bear thought he was crazy, but the genie granted his wish!.
Turning back to the bear, he goes, "I wish!.!.!.the bears in the next forest over were female, too!" POOF! It was done!.
The racoon thinks for a minute, and says, "I want a motor cycle HELMET!"
The bear says, "Youi idiot! You could ask for all the money in the world and BUY those things! You're wasting your wishes on JUNK!"
The racoon just shrugged, and POOF!-it was done!.
The bear's final wish was, after very little thinking, "I wish all the bears in the whole world (except for me) were female!"
Poof, it was done!.
The bear and the Genie look at the racoon expectantly!. The racoon got on his motor cycle, strapped on the helmet, and turns it on!. He reved the engine and said, "I wish the bear were GAY!" and drives away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bear (who was really into sex), said, "Ok, ok!.!.!.I want!.!.!.All the bears in this forest to be female, except me!" Poof! It was done!.
The genie turnned to the racoon!. The racoon thought for a minute, and said, "I want a!.!.!.MOTORCYCLE!"
The bear thought he was crazy, but the genie granted his wish!.
Turning back to the bear, he goes, "I wish!.!.!.the bears in the next forest over were female, too!" POOF! It was done!.
The racoon thinks for a minute, and says, "I want a motor cycle HELMET!"
The bear says, "Youi idiot! You could ask for all the money in the world and BUY those things! You're wasting your wishes on JUNK!"
The racoon just shrugged, and POOF!-it was done!.
The bear's final wish was, after very little thinking, "I wish all the bears in the whole world (except for me) were female!"
Poof, it was done!.
The bear and the Genie look at the racoon expectantly!. The racoon got on his motor cycle, strapped on the helmet, and turns it on!. He reved the engine and said, "I wish the bear were GAY!" and drives away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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