I Dream of Genie?!
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I Dream of Genie!?
Man has been stranded on a desert island for three years!. One day he spots something floating offshore and swims out to retrieve it!. 'It' turns out to be a half drowned beautifull blonde genie dressed in a wetsuit!. He quickly gives her mouth to mouth and resesitates her!.
To show him her appreciation the blonde genie asks him if he would like something to eat!. He says "of course I would!. I've been eating nothing but effing coconuts for three years!." The genie reaches into her wetsuit and pulls out a 2" sirloin steak which the man wolfs down!.
The genie then asks him if he would like to have something to wash down the steak!. "Sure", he says,"I had nothing but scummy pond water for three years"!. The genie reaches into her wetsuit and pulls out a cocktail shaker and makes him the best martini hes ever tasted!.
The genie then starts to unzip the wetsuit and asks "do you want to play around"!.
The man says "if you can pull a set of clubs out of there I'm game"!.
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I Dream of Genie!?
Man has been stranded on a desert island for three years!. One day he spots something floating offshore and swims out to retrieve it!. 'It' turns out to be a half drowned beautifull blonde genie dressed in a wetsuit!. He quickly gives her mouth to mouth and resesitates her!.
To show him her appreciation the blonde genie asks him if he would like something to eat!. He says "of course I would!. I've been eating nothing but effing coconuts for three years!." The genie reaches into her wetsuit and pulls out a 2" sirloin steak which the man wolfs down!.
The genie then asks him if he would like to have something to wash down the steak!. "Sure", he says,"I had nothing but scummy pond water for three years"!. The genie reaches into her wetsuit and pulls out a cocktail shaker and makes him the best martini hes ever tasted!.
The genie then starts to unzip the wetsuit and asks "do you want to play around"!.
The man says "if you can pull a set of clubs out of there I'm game"!.
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