Funniest Joke in the world?!
Question: Funniest Joke in the world!?
Whats the funniest joke you've ever heard!?
One of my favorites is:
A blind man goes into a bar and orders a drink!. He sits on a bar stool for a few minutes then says to the woman behind the bar; "Here, I've got a great blonde joke I want to tell you!.!.!."
"Hold it," says the woman behind the bar, "before you say anything I should let you know that I'm 6'3", 250lbs, in my spare time I wrestle crocodiles, and I've been known to have a short temper, and I'm blonde!. The woman sat on the stool to your left
is a retired hammer thrower, her nickname is 'ox', and she blonde!. The woman sat on your right is the national female kick boxing champion, and she's in a bad mood today!. She's blonde too!. Now that you know that, do you still want to tell your joke!?"
He takes a huge mouthful of beer, then replies; "No, I don't think so!. I don't want to have to explain it three time!."
Give me a star if you liked that joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
One of my favorites is:
A blind man goes into a bar and orders a drink!. He sits on a bar stool for a few minutes then says to the woman behind the bar; "Here, I've got a great blonde joke I want to tell you!.!.!."
"Hold it," says the woman behind the bar, "before you say anything I should let you know that I'm 6'3", 250lbs, in my spare time I wrestle crocodiles, and I've been known to have a short temper, and I'm blonde!. The woman sat on the stool to your left
is a retired hammer thrower, her nickname is 'ox', and she blonde!. The woman sat on your right is the national female kick boxing champion, and she's in a bad mood today!. She's blonde too!. Now that you know that, do you still want to tell your joke!?"
He takes a huge mouthful of beer, then replies; "No, I don't think so!. I don't want to have to explain it three time!."
Give me a star if you liked that joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Oh my God! That was hysterical! Thank you!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao!.!.!.hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
gave a star!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
pretty awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretty awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oldy Goldy, heard it many times but still laugh!. Here's your star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's worth a gold star, lol, well done!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG that' was ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
an oldie but still a classic!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
gold starWww@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com