Im dying to hear a funny joke.?!


Question: Im dying to hear a funny joke!.!?
Any funny one please!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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On the second day, she heard the doorbell!. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman, with no arms or legs, sitting in a wheelchair!.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you!?" the widow asked!. "Just look at you!.!.!.you have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled and said, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!."
"But you don't have any arms, either!" she snorted!. Again the
old man smiled and said, "Therefore, I can never beat you!."
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still
good in bed!?"
The old man leaned back in his wheelchair, beamed a big
smile, and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch!. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples!. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE!. God is watching!." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies!. A child had written a note, "Take all you want!. God is watching the apples!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree!. He ordered that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country's leader!. The decree was honored until there were so many Bengal Tigers running loose that the people revolted and threw the maharajah from power!. This is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game!.

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre!. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas!. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!."

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes!. He is obviously drunk!. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home!." The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times!. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man!. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man!. The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair!?"

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on!. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal!. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy!. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy!. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge!. The second guy hands the first guy the money!. "I can't take your money," said the first guy!. "I cheated you!. The same story was on the five o'clock news!." "No, no!. Take it," said the second guy!. "I saw the five o'clock news too!. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

Teacher: What's 2 and 2!?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good!.
Pupil: Good!?, that's perfect!Www@Enter-QA@Com

a blonde woman is looking for jobs so she can earn some money so she knocks on peoples doors then she knocks on a rich mans door and he answers and the blonde says do you want any jobs doing and he smiles and says can you paint my porch so she says yes an hour later the man is laughing to himself how much he is paying the blonde after a few minutes she comes in and says finished but its not a porsche its a ferrariWww@Enter-QA@Com

I failed my driver’s test!. The guy asked me "what do you do at a red light!?" I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio

A man went to the market and asked for mineral water!. The shopkeeper gave him the bottle!. Then, the man asked the shopkeeper for his free gift!. "What free gift" the shopkeeper replied!. The man said that on your bottle it's written that" 100% BACTERIA FREE"

"My dog's got no nose!."
"How does it smell!?"
"Terrible!."

how do you get pikachew on a bus !?!?

you pokemon

lol!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Here are a couple of clean ones!.

What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on it!?

Nothing he just gave out a little wine!.


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How do you make Kleenex dance!?

You put a little "Boogie" in it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have a cat who can talk!!! No - really - I locked myself out of the house by accident yesterday!.!.!. I shouted through the letterbox to my cat !.!.!.!. "Puss - puss - let me in!"!.!.!. and he said!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. "Me!?!?!?!? How!?!?!?!?" (Me-ow)!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Church on the move!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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