Some Rather Funny (real world) signs on the side of the road?!
Question: Some Rather Funny (real world) signs on the side of the road!?
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Some Rather Funny (real world) signs on the side of the road!?
Plumber:
"We repair what your husband fixed!."
Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak!."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout!."
Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose!?"
Sign at the psychic's hotline:
"Don't call us, we'll call you!."
At a laundry shop:
"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot!. Would that be satisfactory!?"
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg!. We want tows!."
Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs!."
On an electricians truck:
"Let us remove your shorts!."
In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action!."
On maternity room door:
"Push, Push, Push!."
At an optometrists office
"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place!."
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Some Rather Funny (real world) signs on the side of the road!?
Plumber:
"We repair what your husband fixed!."
Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak!."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout!."
Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose!?"
Sign at the psychic's hotline:
"Don't call us, we'll call you!."
At a laundry shop:
"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot!. Would that be satisfactory!?"
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg!. We want tows!."
Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs!."
On an electricians truck:
"Let us remove your shorts!."
In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action!."
On maternity room door:
"Push, Push, Push!."
At an optometrists office
"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place!."
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