Keeping the Preacher?!
Question: Keeping the Preacher!?
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more!. There is a hush within the congregation!. No one wants him to leave!.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief and applauds!.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'
More sighs and loud applause!.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!'
There is total silence!.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her 'Mrs!. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief and applauds!.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'
More sighs and loud applause!.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!'
There is total silence!.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her 'Mrs!. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Holy Molly!.!.!. that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my God, I'm still laughing!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who knows!.!.!.
Some oldsters are well preserved!.!.!.!.
And: How old was the preacher!?
One the other hand, maybe Sadie Jones is a nymphomaniac!. We know her husband!.!.!.!. He's embarrassed!
Another good one from the Hamster!.
Meanwhile, the Soviets and the French are trying to find how how we breed super hamsters!. The Japanese are ALREADY working on a computerized one!
Actually, I'm 52, physically!. Some say my mental age has some mileage to go before it gets there! But, you know what they say: Think Young!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some oldsters are well preserved!.!.!.!.
And: How old was the preacher!?
One the other hand, maybe Sadie Jones is a nymphomaniac!. We know her husband!.!.!.!. He's embarrassed!
Another good one from the Hamster!.
Meanwhile, the Soviets and the French are trying to find how how we breed super hamsters!. The Japanese are ALREADY working on a computerized one!
Actually, I'm 52, physically!. Some say my mental age has some mileage to go before it gets there! But, you know what they say: Think Young!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! Thanks witty hamster!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha old people hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
??? haha lol very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol "screw the preacher!!!"!.!.!.GREAT JOKE!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Good Job Again!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Old people and Kids -- don't mess with them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She's got the right idea! A little sex never hurt anyone!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats so funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
good one!
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