Freudian Slip (joke)?!
Question: Freudian Slip (joke)!?
[if it isn't obvious, remember that this was written by a woman and not by me]
Think before you speak!.!.!.
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back!.!.!.
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did!.!.!.!.
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a ********!?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back!.
My husband didn't say a word!.!.!. he knew better!.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls!. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using!. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store!. He asked if he could help me!. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Think before you speak!.!.!.
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back!.!.!.
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did!.!.!.!.
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a ********!?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back!.
My husband didn't say a word!.!.!. he knew better!.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls!. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using!. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store!. He asked if he could help me!. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
just lovely!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i am out of breath!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i cant
control my laughter!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
thanks to uWww@Enter-QA@Com
control my laughter!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
thanks to uWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!. LMAO!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
??? haha lol very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
Every Mom I know has a story like 4 or 5 -- kids are a hazard to your dignity!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, these are awesome! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL OMG THESE ARE WAAAAY TOOOO FUNNNY LOL THE LAST ONE WAS GREAT!!!!.!.!.AND ALL THE REST WERE SIMPLY TERRIFIC TOOWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
So, where IS that 8 inches you promised last night!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Still laughing!.
Wait!.
Bashed head on wall!.
Wait!.
Nope!.!.!. still laughing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wait!.
Bashed head on wall!.
Wait!.
Nope!.!.!. still laughing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
"See mom, it's just farts!"
I nearly died !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I nearly died !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've actually heard the last one before, I think I saw it on the news!. The rest were really good as well!Www@Enter-QA@Com