Do you think these quotes are any good?!


Question: Do you think these quotes are any good!?
America good place to put Chinese restaurant!.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok!.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!.
Man who run behind car get exhausted!.
Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is ******* nuts!.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time!.
Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes up in the morning with a solution in hand!.
He who refuses to listen is lying!.
He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts!.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons!.
He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind!.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache!.
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night!.
Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth!.
Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup!.
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger!.
Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless ba*tard!.
It take square *** to **** a brick!.
Rape is impossible!. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!
He who sniffs Coke, drowns!.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget!.
Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
To make egg roll, push it!.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy!.!.!.
He who fart in church sit in own pew!.
He who fu*ks dynamite gets big bang out of it!.
She who rides bike peddles *** all over town!.
He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key!.
Man who pick nose - head cave in!.
Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off!.
Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father!.
Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic!.
Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink!.
Man who piss into strong wind gets wet!.
Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks!.
Hamsters which crawl into the wrong orifice get sh*t-faced!.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump!.
Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent!.
Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom!.
All men eat, but Fu Manchu!.
Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk!.
Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker!.!.!.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner!.
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus!.
He who let woman on top is fu*king up!.
People who make Confucius joke speak bad English!.
Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house!.
Man with hand in pocket feel c*cky!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Do I think that these are good quotes - - - NO! I don't - they are bloody Brilliant!. Thanks again Suzie - keep 'em coming!.
Hugs and a star CJWww@Enter-QA@Com

Man with c0ck in fireplace,phucking grate and man with c0ck in biscuit-tin phucking crackers!.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day but man with two hole in pocket not feel too (two) cocky!.
Woman who cooks meat and peas in same pot, not hygenic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hmmmmm strange but quite true in some cases, i like the hand in pocket one haWww@Enter-QA@Com

Definitely worth the read, thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha This One Is The Best:
He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Any good !? I think they are brilliant, definitely
worth a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Eh!. Some are good, some are funny, some are just stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha brilliant

this gets a star from me :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

There too many but I like the ones I read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

sh** shawty this is sum big a** question
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Awsome!!!! Star for uWww@Enter-QA@Com



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