Joke.. Do you believe in the Wizard of Oz?!
Question: Joke!.!. Do you believe in the Wizard of Oz!?
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado !.!.!. and off they were whirled to the land of OZ!.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard!.
'What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz !?'
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
'I've come for some courage!.'
'No Problem!'said the Wizard!.'Who's next!?'
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
'Well, I think I need a heart!.'
'Done!' says the Wizard!.
'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz!?'
Up stepped George Bush and said,
'I'm told by the American people that I need a brain!.'
'No problem!' said the Wizard!. 'Consider it done!.'
Then there was a great silence in the hall!. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word!.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do you want!?'
'IS DOROTHY HERE!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard!.
'What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz !?'
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
'I've come for some courage!.'
'No Problem!'said the Wizard!.'Who's next!?'
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
'Well, I think I need a heart!.'
'Done!' says the Wizard!.
'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz!?'
Up stepped George Bush and said,
'I'm told by the American people that I need a brain!.'
'No problem!' said the Wizard!. 'Consider it done!.'
Then there was a great silence in the hall!. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word!.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do you want!?'
'IS DOROTHY HERE!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I think it's funny, but the other people who commented probably don't find it funny because they don't know anything about the political figures in the joke!.
but yes i think this is very funny =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
but yes i think this is very funny =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Caught this in the 'answers' category where you first asked it and still funny!.
Would have been here sooner but some of the idiot responses there were too good to just pass up and I felt the need to comment!.
;o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Would have been here sooner but some of the idiot responses there were too good to just pass up and I felt the need to comment!.
;o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!. oh, uhhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! dont tell anymore jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes and i also belive llama can fly!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! Star! ^^
-CattyWww@Enter-QA@Com
-CattyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, thanks for the laugh KWww@Enter-QA@Com
too long!.!.jokes should be short and simpleWww@Enter-QA@Com
I thought it was very funny, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I understand it and I'm only 13!. It was really funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
huh!?!?!.!.!.!.im sorry but i have absolutely no clue wat that meant!.!.i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i thinkWww@Enter-QA@Com
not funny at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL I like it!. It made me chuckle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.What!?
I don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked very funny i will use this one at work thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com