Only fair. a few guy bashing jokes.?!

why do men find it difficult to make eye contact!?
breasts dont have eyes!

how do men exercise at the beach!?
by sucking in their stomachs everytime they see a bikini!

what is mans best friend!?
his di*k!. because it always sticks up for him!

what is the most insensitive part of a penis!?
the man!

men are like toilets!.!.!.!.!.
either theyre taken or full of c*ap

a young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite!.as they were undressing for bed,the husband,a big burly man,tossed his trousers to his new bride!. he said "here put these on"!.
she put them on!. the waist was twice the size of her body!.
"i cant wear your trousers" she said!.
"thats right" said the husband "and dont you ever forget it"
with that she flipped him her panties and said "try these on"!.
he tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps!. "hell" he said "i cant get into your pants"!.
she replied "thats right!.!.!.!.and thats the way its gonna stay"!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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