Lil jhonny jokes??!
Question: Lil jhonny jokes!?!?
does any one now any really good and funny jokes about jhonny!?!?!?!?
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Answers:
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals!. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person!.
"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."
Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town
all week and said, "Mommy, guess what!? Yesterday, I was playing in the
closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next
door!. They undressed and got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and !.!.!.!."
Johnny's mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your
father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me!."
When Johnny's father came home, his wife tells him that she's leaving him!.
"But why!?" croaked the husband!.
"Go ahead, Johnny", says mom!. "Tell Daddy what you've just told me!."
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs
with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got
on top of her and they did just what you did with Uncle Ted, Mommy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."
Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town
all week and said, "Mommy, guess what!? Yesterday, I was playing in the
closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next
door!. They undressed and got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and !.!.!.!."
Johnny's mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your
father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me!."
When Johnny's father came home, his wife tells him that she's leaving him!.
"But why!?" croaked the husband!.
"Go ahead, Johnny", says mom!. "Tell Daddy what you've just told me!."
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs
with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got
on top of her and they did just what you did with Uncle Ted, Mommy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com