Are these politically correct terms for use with men?!
Question: Are these politically correct terms for use with men!?
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY!.
He is not a CRAP DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN!.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS!.
He does not SLEEP AROUND - He is HORIZONTALLY OVER-GENEROUS!.
He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION!.
He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS!.
He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL!.
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He is a SWINE EMPATHIZING BIGOT!.
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED!.
He does not STINK - He has HYGIENE AVERSION SYNDROME!.
He is not a GROPING PERVERT - He suffers from COMPULSIVE HAND MOVEMENT DISORDER!.
He is not OBSESSED WITH TELEVISED SPORTS - He has AN ATHLETIC TELEVISUAL ADDICTION!.
He does not IGNORE YOU - He has ATTENTION SPAN DEFICIT DISORDER!.
He is not a LAZY, MESSY SLOB - He LACKS HAND-VACUUM COORDINATION!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He is not a CRAP DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN!.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS!.
He does not SLEEP AROUND - He is HORIZONTALLY OVER-GENEROUS!.
He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION!.
He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS!.
He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL!.
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He is a SWINE EMPATHIZING BIGOT!.
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED!.
He does not STINK - He has HYGIENE AVERSION SYNDROME!.
He is not a GROPING PERVERT - He suffers from COMPULSIVE HAND MOVEMENT DISORDER!.
He is not OBSESSED WITH TELEVISED SPORTS - He has AN ATHLETIC TELEVISUAL ADDICTION!.
He does not IGNORE YOU - He has ATTENTION SPAN DEFICIT DISORDER!.
He is not a LAZY, MESSY SLOB - He LACKS HAND-VACUUM COORDINATION!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
so true but i'm not a politically correct person so i just tell him he's a fat lazy beer guzzlin cradle snatcherWww@Enter-QA@Com
it's not her time of the month she's a bitc*h all the timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I guess you have issues with men!. How sad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
something tells me you enjoyed typing that lot!.!.!.mmm!.!.!.!.wonder why!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ya i would saya that about my x:)Www@Enter-QA@Com