Stupid/funny pick-up lines(10 points)?!
Question: Stupid/funny pick-up lines(10 points)!?
ill give best answer to the person who can tell me the stupidest/funniest pick up line(s) of all the answers givenWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there!. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
* "is your dad a thief!?!? because he seems to have stolen the stars, and put them in your eyes!."
* "r u tired!?!?"
" no, y!?!?"
" because you have been running in my mind all day!!"
* "are you from tennesse, because you are the only ten- i-see"
* " are you from Jamaica!? because Ja-making- me- crazy"Www@Enter-QA@Com
* "r u tired!?!?"
" no, y!?!?"
" because you have been running in my mind all day!!"
* "are you from tennesse, because you are the only ten- i-see"
* " are you from Jamaica!? because Ja-making- me- crazy"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you from down south!? !.!.!. Because you are the only Ten-I-See!.
I lost my number!.!.!.!.Can I get yours!?
I must have died because I see an Angel!.
Lets get drunk and screw!. (for the bar)
Ask a woman for the time!. "10:30!? So today is June 5, 2008, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you!."
Is that a keg in your pants!? [No, why!?] Cause I'm trying to tap that!.
If I told you that you had a nice body!.!.!.!.would you hold it against me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I lost my number!.!.!.!.Can I get yours!?
I must have died because I see an Angel!.
Lets get drunk and screw!. (for the bar)
Ask a woman for the time!. "10:30!? So today is June 5, 2008, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you!."
Is that a keg in your pants!? [No, why!?] Cause I'm trying to tap that!.
If I told you that you had a nice body!.!.!.!.would you hold it against me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you!?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend!.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get!.
Are you a parking ticket!? (What!?) You got fine written all over you!.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk!? My zipper
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend!.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get!.
Are you a parking ticket!? (What!?) You got fine written all over you!.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk!? My zipper
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven!?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again!?
- Baby, I'm an American Express lover!.!.!.you shouldn't go home without meWww@Enter-QA@Com
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again!?
- Baby, I'm an American Express lover!.!.!.you shouldn't go home without meWww@Enter-QA@Com
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want toWww@Enter-QA@Com
I saw and had a date with the hottest person ever!. So now i belive history repeats itself!. Are you it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice shoes!.!.!.!.Wanna Screw!?
Is that a mirror in your pocket!.!.!.Because I can see myself in your pantWww@Enter-QA@Com
Is that a mirror in your pocket!.!.!.Because I can see myself in your pantWww@Enter-QA@Com
Are you parents bakers!? because you have some nice buns!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'm like a rubik's cube!. the more you play with me the harder i get!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did God create man before woman!?
Because you need a rough draft before creating your masterpiece!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because you need a rough draft before creating your masterpiece!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you just fart, because you blew me away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ya wanna go halves in a baby!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
is your daddy a baker cus you got some nice buns!.
is your name name mickey cus ur so fineWww@Enter-QA@Com
is your name name mickey cus ur so fineWww@Enter-QA@Com
they call me milk, because i do a body goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
fall down
then be like baby i fell for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
then be like baby i fell for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
I Lost My Number- Can I Have Yours!?Www@Enter-QA@Com