7 years bad luck...I think not?!
Question: 7 years bad luck!.!.!.I think not!?
Of course we all know that if you break a mirror, it's an automatic 7 years bad luck!.
Not anymore!. I've got me a great lawyer!. He's says he can get me 5 years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not anymore!. I've got me a great lawyer!. He's says he can get me 5 years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Good job you rocks way to go and thanks somuch for the laugh because this really was nice for real cheers i just so love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha i know that's exactly why lawyers r successful!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think u r a permanent client for him!!!!!!!!
reading this i remember this!!!!!
A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps!. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father's firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney!.
At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father! The Smith case, that you always said would go on forever -- the one you have been toiling on for ten years -- in one single day, I settled that case and saved the client a fortune!"
His father frowned, and scolded his son, "I did not say that it would go on forever, son!. I said that "i could go on forever"!. When you saw me toiling on that case for days and weeks at a time, didn't it ever occur to you that I was billing by the hour!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think u r a permanent client for him!!!!!!!!
reading this i remember this!!!!!
A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps!. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father's firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney!.
At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father! The Smith case, that you always said would go on forever -- the one you have been toiling on for ten years -- in one single day, I settled that case and saved the client a fortune!"
His father frowned, and scolded his son, "I did not say that it would go on forever, son!. I said that "i could go on forever"!. When you saw me toiling on that case for days and weeks at a time, didn't it ever occur to you that I was billing by the hour!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never trust a Lawyer!. They are bullies!.
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age!?
Little Old Lady:I am 86 years old!.
Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st!?
Little Old Lady:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me!.
Defense Attorney:Did you know him!?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly!.
Defense Attorney:What happened after he sat down!?
Little Old Lady:He started to rub my thigh!.
Defense Attorney:Did you stop him!?
Little Old Lady:No, I didn't stop him!.
Defense Attorney:Why not!?
Little Old Lady:It felt good!. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago!.
Defense Attorney:What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:He began to rub my breasts!.
Defense Attorney:Did you stop him then!?
Little Old Lady:No, I did not stop him!.
Defense Attorney:Why not!?
Little Old Lady:His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited!. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man!. Take me now!'
Defense Attorney:Did he take you!?
Little Old Lady:Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age!?
Little Old Lady:I am 86 years old!.
Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st!?
Little Old Lady:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me!.
Defense Attorney:Did you know him!?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly!.
Defense Attorney:What happened after he sat down!?
Little Old Lady:He started to rub my thigh!.
Defense Attorney:Did you stop him!?
Little Old Lady:No, I didn't stop him!.
Defense Attorney:Why not!?
Little Old Lady:It felt good!. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago!.
Defense Attorney:What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:He began to rub my breasts!.
Defense Attorney:Did you stop him then!?
Little Old Lady:No, I did not stop him!.
Defense Attorney:Why not!?
Little Old Lady:His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited!. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man!. Take me now!'
Defense Attorney:Did he take you!?
Little Old Lady:Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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thanks for the laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty good one!.!. but that wasn't a question!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com