I need some nice one liner....?!
Question: I need some nice one liner!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.!.joke or riddle!. Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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There are a man and a woman on an isle, nobody else besides them lives there!. She: 'Do you love me!?' He: 'Yes darling!.!.!.!.whomever else!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wanna try some blonde ones!?
Q!. Why don't blondes use vibrators!?
A!. They chip their teeth!.
Q!. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning!?
A!. Fertilized
Q!. Why do blondes like tilt steering!?
A!. More headroom
Q!. Why is a blonde like a doorknob!?
A!. Because everyone gets a turn!.
Q!. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball!?
A!. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball!.
Q!. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common!?
A!. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q!. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer!?
A!. Frosted Flakes
Q!. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel!?
A!. An airbag!.
Q!. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common!?
A!. They both swallowed a lot of seamen!.
Q!. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board!?
A!. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board!.
Q!. How did the blonde burn her nose!?
A!. Bobbing for chips!.
Q!. What do you call a zit on a blondes a!.s!.s!?
A!. Brain tumor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q!. Why don't blondes use vibrators!?
A!. They chip their teeth!.
Q!. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning!?
A!. Fertilized
Q!. Why do blondes like tilt steering!?
A!. More headroom
Q!. Why is a blonde like a doorknob!?
A!. Because everyone gets a turn!.
Q!. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball!?
A!. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball!.
Q!. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common!?
A!. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q!. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer!?
A!. Frosted Flakes
Q!. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel!?
A!. An airbag!.
Q!. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common!?
A!. They both swallowed a lot of seamen!.
Q!. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board!?
A!. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board!.
Q!. How did the blonde burn her nose!?
A!. Bobbing for chips!.
Q!. What do you call a zit on a blondes a!.s!.s!?
A!. Brain tumor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If my dog had a face like that, I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards!.
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't f__k a fat lady on thin ice!.
Man with hole in pocket!.!.!.feel cocky all day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't f__k a fat lady on thin ice!.
Man with hole in pocket!.!.!.feel cocky all day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the chicken cross the road!?
He was tired of being straight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was tired of being straight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear about the carrots funeral!?
There was a big Turnup!Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a big Turnup!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I take mife wife out every night!.!.!. but she always finds her way back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com