Any clean and nice jokes ?!
Question: Any clean and nice jokes !?
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr!. Watson went on a camping trip!.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep!.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend!. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see!."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars!."
"What does that tell you!?"
Watson pondered for a minute!. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo!. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three!. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant!. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. Why, what does it tell YOU!?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke!. "Watson, you idiot!. Some jerk has stolen our tent!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep!.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend!. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see!."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars!."
"What does that tell you!?"
Watson pondered for a minute!. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo!. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three!. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant!. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. Why, what does it tell YOU!?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke!. "Watson, you idiot!. Some jerk has stolen our tent!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
a Korean, a Japanese and a Chinese man has the same question to ask god:
Korean ask: dear god, when will Korea win the would cup!?
god: in 50 years time!.
the korean cried and said, oh no, that means i cant see it in my life time!.
Japanese ask: dear god, when will Japan win the would cup!?
god: in 100 years time!.
the Japanese cried and said, oh no, that means my son cant even see it happen in his life time!.
then the Chinese man ask: dear god, when will China win the would cup!?
the god start crying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Korean ask: dear god, when will Korea win the would cup!?
god: in 50 years time!.
the korean cried and said, oh no, that means i cant see it in my life time!.
Japanese ask: dear god, when will Japan win the would cup!?
god: in 100 years time!.
the Japanese cried and said, oh no, that means my son cant even see it happen in his life time!.
then the Chinese man ask: dear god, when will China win the would cup!?
the god start crying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What does michael jackson and tv have in common!?
They both get turned on by little boys!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They both get turned on by little boys!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear about the two anteners who got married!?
The wedding was bad but the recepion was great!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The wedding was bad but the recepion was great!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock
Who's there!?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady Who!?
I didn't know you could YODEL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady Who!?
I didn't know you could YODEL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Horse walks into a barber shop, barber says "why the long face"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
read mine in the physics and maths section in science!.!.!.or in ma profile!.!.!.its ma latest questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
here's one!.!.!. john mccain!. hahahahaah!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why couldnt the cat get on the bus!?!?!? cos he had no ''fare'' hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
John: Mike, have you seen my twin!?
Mike: What does your twin look like!?
he he heWww@Enter-QA@Com
Mike: What does your twin look like!?
he he heWww@Enter-QA@Com