Adrift at sea?!
Question: Adrift at sea!?
Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel!. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp!. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously!.
To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth!. This particular Genie, however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the standard three!. Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals!. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom!.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances!. The other man looked disgustedly at the one whose wish had been granted!. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth!. This particular Genie, however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the standard three!. Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals!. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom!.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances!. The other man looked disgustedly at the one whose wish had been granted!. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmao!.!.!.!.!.then the boat slowly sinks!
nice one bat! have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one bat! have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get it funny stuff!.!.!.the guy could have totally wished for them to be on land!.!.yey he wished for beer!.!.!.ironically the only inconvience the friend was worried about was not being able to pee freely into the water!.!.!.can't pee in the beer that they will drink!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great joke!. Loved it!. Tell me why do people think there is a need to explain jokes!? Its a JOKE not a RIDDLE!. OK!. Boozy star time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!. Who hasn't refilled his friend's glass of beer for free!? I do it all of the time!.
Beer -- you don't buy it, you just rent it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Beer -- you don't buy it, you just rent it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice, good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ho ho classic pal a good one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how is this a questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
very good
pmsl @ some of those answers! some people just dont get it lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good
pmsl @ some of those answers! some people just dont get it lolWww@Enter-QA@Com