Are old joke the best....The local Vicar explains that?!
Question: Are old joke the best!.!.!.!.The local Vicar explains that!?
he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more!.
There is a hush within the congregation!.!.!. No one wants him to leave!.
Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims: "If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Jaguar every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds!.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, "If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!"
More sighs and loud applause!.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex!."
There is total silence!.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs!. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that!?"
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F#ck the Vicar'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is a hush within the congregation!.!.!. No one wants him to leave!.
Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims: "If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Jaguar every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds!.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, "If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!"
More sighs and loud applause!.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex!."
There is total silence!.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs!. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that!?"
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F#ck the Vicar'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL! I haven't heard that one before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Golden oldie!. Loved it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Classic!. Thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com